MONDAY MANDATES: EXTREME TREATMENT

Due to an unexpected turn of events, our CEO has decided that Mondays should come with a side of Forced Waterboarding. Because, why not?

Side effects may include: increased anxiety, existential dread, and an overwhelming desire to stay in bed.

For those who can't handle the truth, please visit our Forced Fed Experiments page to learn more about our groundbreaking research in the field of Monday Torture.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try our Forced Fed Games page to see how long you can survive on a diet of nothing but Monday Mandates.